Unreleased Top 10′s from Around the World

Posted in Comedy by - April 20, 2007

Note — these were originally published in psyreviews on Dec 19th 2004.

Things were different then: DJ’s thought they looked cool by plugging their top10 on every sodding internet forum in the known universe. These appeared on psy-forum.co.uk as a backlash.

 
DJ Rentboy (Planet Earth! Bom! Bom! Killaaaa….. aaaa!)
 
1. Some Israeli Guy – Generik (unrsd)
2. Some Other Israeli Guy – Cronik (unrsd)
3. Someone and Someone Else – nn (unrsd)
4. I Knocked This One Up In My Bedroom With Sesto Sento Before He Rammed Me (unrsd)
5. Just A Useless Description That Has No Bearing On The Tune Itself, Because It Doesn’t Exist (unrsd)
6. Something Off Full On 7 That Some Dude On Soulseek Told Me Was Something Else And I’m Too Daft To Notice (unrsd)
7. Completely Substandard Premastered Version Of Random Tune Coming Out On Spun Next Week (unrsd)
8. Something With A Guitar In It That I Only Play Because It Gets Girls Excited (unrsd, probably something to do with ozzy)
9. I Own A Label You Know (my label, unrsd)
10. I Get All My Unreleased Music Trading Porn With Other DJs (unrsd)
 
 
Zaven (UK)
 
1. Boom-tikka-boom – Balti Sidhu (vegan edit)
2. Fairy in the Dragonforest – Gay Macho Sadists (unr)
3. Gut-Rot-Riots – Revolutionary Green Runs (backdoor mix-up)
4. Erotic Poulet – Safety Correction (Is Realli tight unr)
5. Trust no Gorganzola – Tapas
6. Maradonna’s tiny hand – Altom-atom Vs gAri Lineker (Sirius Issues rmx)
7. Up, up, up the wrongun’ – Pissed but Poised (spun-out on bail)
8. Take the Blue Pill – 1200 millimeters (Raj’s exclusive 5 for a tenner edit)
9. Hairy Kock Boxing – Frank on ‘e’
10. Open the door, get on the floor – Dino Psaurus
 
 
 
Jon Kenobi (UK)
 
1. No Name – ? (unreleased)
2. Mystery Act – Sounds a bit like GMS, but not very much (unreleased)
3. ???? – Have you heard this one? (unreleased)
4. Untitled – Untitled (never to be released)
5. Artist with no Name -Tune with no Name (LablewithnoName,unreleased)
6. CDR – Track 6 (unreleased)
7. Question Mark – Swirly intro track? (unreleased)
8. Israelly by Numbers – Reach for Sky (Vocal RMX) (unreleased)
9. Remix – Remix (Dubmix Re-Remix) (unremixed)
10.IOS – Track 4 (CDR, should be released!)
 
 
 
Full Lotus (UK)
 
1. NN – NN
2. NN – NN
3. NN – NN
4. NN – NN
5. NN – NN
6. NN – NN
7. NN – NN
8. NN – NN
9. NN – NN
10. NN – NN
 
 
These were originally on psy-forum.co.uk, i asked permission to clear all of them except full lotus’ one. I doubt he minds, even if he noticed. Oh and incidentally full lotus, track number 8 and 5 are the wrong way around in my opinion.

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