Bloke Meets Posford, Enthuses: “He’s a Real Person, Like With Hair And A Nose…”

Posted in Comedy by - April 29, 2006

Bloke Meets Posford, Enthuses: “He’s a Real Person, Like With Hair And A Nose And Everything”

 

Meek late-twenties Nigel Nigelton is all over the place this week after having a conversation with Simon Posford and subsequently realising that the man behind Hallucinogen is just a man.

 

Like the majority of trance fans around the world, Nigelton, 27, had long suspected that Posford was a God or demi-God, or at least some sort of Son Of God much like early trance pioneer Jesus (who let’s face it would run a record label and a quality, regular night if he was alive today).

He had what is described as “a conversation” with Posford, probably 30-something, during which they talked about the set, the new Shpongle LP, the general state of the psytrance scene, and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

 

“I cant believe it,” Nigellton said. “I’m a bit shorter than him so I could see right up his nose. His eyes move, he forms words just like a human and I would imagine he also goes to the toilet occasionally.”

 

Trance Shockwaves have since reverberated around the planet, though not literally.

 

“Releasing heresy and nonsense like this into the community is both irresponsible and shit,” commented the Trance Police.  

 

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